I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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