It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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