I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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