Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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