I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
How's work?
Spinning.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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