Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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