You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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