put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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