I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.