Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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