Did you just see the Batmobile???
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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