dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i believe in u and ur pee
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
