You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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