I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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