fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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