just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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