Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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