This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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