Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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