I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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