woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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