it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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