dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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