I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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