angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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