We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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