He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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