plz talk dirty to me
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just found puke in my bra..
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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