As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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