Sponge bath it is.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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