ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm just crazy horny about you
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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