Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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