we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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