does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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