Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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