She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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