How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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