no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you inspire me to be a worse person
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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