Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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