Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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