check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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