I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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