We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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