Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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