: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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