It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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