how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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