So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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