Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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