We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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