I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I have feelings that need drinking.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.