My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks