so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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