Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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